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Decaf laughs heartilly at all the puny mortals
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Kerplunk!
Did you all fall off the edge of the world??? Or did you just lose interest in the omnipotent Wolfpack (we all bow to your glory...sarcasm is present here.)
Did you all fall off the edge of the world??? Or did you just lose interest in the omnipotent Wolfpack (we all bow to your glory...sarcasm is present here.)
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Yes.
Yes. Yes I did. Then, slowly dragging myself up with my one good arm, while holding the badage on my bloody right arm, I managed to climb up the 10,000 ft cliff at the edge of the earth. Both my legs were broken, along with two ribs and all my fingers. Somehow I found the strength to keep climbing - ever upward, ever onward. Finnally, after what seemed like weeks of climbing (actually it was only 95 cosecutive hours) I made it to the top. Vowing I'd never go sightseeing again, I dragged my bloody brused body across 37 miles of barren desert to the nearest village. I limped past the hospital to the nearest bar............
Yes. Yes I did. Then, slowly dragging myself up with my one good arm, while holding the badage on my bloody right arm, I managed to climb up the 10,000 ft cliff at the edge of the earth. Both my legs were broken, along with two ribs and all my fingers. Somehow I found the strength to keep climbing - ever upward, ever onward. Finnally, after what seemed like weeks of climbing (actually it was only 95 cosecutive hours) I made it to the top. Vowing I'd never go sightseeing again, I dragged my bloody brused body across 37 miles of barren desert to the nearest village. I limped past the hospital to the nearest bar............
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The saga continues
where he found me. I had just returned from my hunting expedition, where I had to single-handedly fend off the attack of ravenous lions. They were hundreds in numbers, mountains in size. But I fought them. As they tore at my flesh and gnashed their teeth I fought. With every ounce of strength I finished each one off, one after another, till a hundred carcasses laid at my feet. Vowing to never wear a sheep costume and go for a nature walk again, I dragged my tired and beaten body to that very bar where I saw Decaf...
where he found me. I had just returned from my hunting expedition, where I had to single-handedly fend off the attack of ravenous lions. They were hundreds in numbers, mountains in size. But I fought them. As they tore at my flesh and gnashed their teeth I fought. With every ounce of strength I finished each one off, one after another, till a hundred carcasses laid at my feet. Vowing to never wear a sheep costume and go for a nature walk again, I dragged my tired and beaten body to that very bar where I saw Decaf...
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the saga continues.....
Inside the bar, we met up and decided that it would be good to get drinks for the both of us, but just as we were about to order, this 8 foot tall, 350 pound man comes in with a gatling gun in each hand. Naturally, me and Sweeney had to do somthing - we were thinking of the women and children of course (or just the women), but we both pulled out our concealed uzis and jumped behind the bar counter matrix style. We both started blowing the guy away, but then we realized that he was just one of ten clones sent in to kill us both. Sweeney covered me while I made a bomb using just tooth-paste and bar nuts. I stuck the explosive materialon the floor then we both jumped out the window. In midair, Sweeney turned and fired a single shot at the bomb, igniting the entire bar in a hellish inferno (so much for the women and children). We both got up, brushed ourselves of, and took a look around. "Youre pretty good with a gun" I said to him, "My names Decaf." He nodded, then replied "People call me Sweeney, and you arn't that bad either." Just then, we looked up, and who do you suppose we saw? It was none other than...........
Inside the bar, we met up and decided that it would be good to get drinks for the both of us, but just as we were about to order, this 8 foot tall, 350 pound man comes in with a gatling gun in each hand. Naturally, me and Sweeney had to do somthing - we were thinking of the women and children of course (or just the women), but we both pulled out our concealed uzis and jumped behind the bar counter matrix style. We both started blowing the guy away, but then we realized that he was just one of ten clones sent in to kill us both. Sweeney covered me while I made a bomb using just tooth-paste and bar nuts. I stuck the explosive materialon the floor then we both jumped out the window. In midair, Sweeney turned and fired a single shot at the bomb, igniting the entire bar in a hellish inferno (so much for the women and children). We both got up, brushed ourselves of, and took a look around. "Youre pretty good with a gun" I said to him, "My names Decaf." He nodded, then replied "People call me Sweeney, and you arn't that bad either." Just then, we looked up, and who do you suppose we saw? It was none other than...........
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the saga continues...
Banzai! Who many thought to be dead, but was in all actuality on vacation at a small nudist colony off the coast of Sicily.He had returned to his home town, seeking out his old friends in the wolf pack. "Nice show! I liked the whole explosion thing. You guys obviously weren't thinking about the women and children." They both looked at eachother, then proceeded to throw rocks at Banzai. Cuz their uzi's were out of ammo, you see.
Anyhoo, the three began strolling down the street, catching up on lost time, when from around the side of a building popped...
Banzai! Who many thought to be dead, but was in all actuality on vacation at a small nudist colony off the coast of Sicily.He had returned to his home town, seeking out his old friends in the wolf pack. "Nice show! I liked the whole explosion thing. You guys obviously weren't thinking about the women and children." They both looked at eachother, then proceeded to throw rocks at Banzai. Cuz their uzi's were out of ammo, you see.
Anyhoo, the three began strolling down the street, catching up on lost time, when from around the side of a building popped...
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...A warp gun wielding yak!!! As quick as ligntening itself, the diabolical yak warped the three of us 200 years into the future... where nuclear war had reduced once thiving America into a post apocaliptic nightmare. The three of us stood stunned for a moment, then, hit with the gravity of the situation, Banzaii said with amazing clarity of voice: "At least we have a sandwitch." Sweeney and I turned, amazed as he produced a ham and mustard sandwitch, weeks old, from his pocket. "Yes.... well" began Sweeney, but he never got a chance to finish. Sub-machine gun fire from behind some barells to the north made all of us quickly dodge behind a wall from a destructed building. "I got 'em" I said, and was about to smoke our atters when Sweeney reminded me that our uzi's were out. Thinking quickly, Sweeney and I devised a plan to take out the men with the guns.........
...A warp gun wielding yak!!! As quick as ligntening itself, the diabolical yak warped the three of us 200 years into the future... where nuclear war had reduced once thiving America into a post apocaliptic nightmare. The three of us stood stunned for a moment, then, hit with the gravity of the situation, Banzaii said with amazing clarity of voice: "At least we have a sandwitch." Sweeney and I turned, amazed as he produced a ham and mustard sandwitch, weeks old, from his pocket. "Yes.... well" began Sweeney, but he never got a chance to finish. Sub-machine gun fire from behind some barells to the north made all of us quickly dodge behind a wall from a destructed building. "I got 'em" I said, and was about to smoke our atters when Sweeney reminded me that our uzi's were out. Thinking quickly, Sweeney and I devised a plan to take out the men with the guns.........
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The saga continues...
...Involving 2 cans of mountain dew, a vacuum hose, and a dead monkey. Unfortunately, Lacking most of these ingredients, the trio was unable to stop the men by conventional means. So, we popped our heads up occasionally to see if the gun fire had ceased. It hadn't. Suddenly, Banzai spoke up. "I have an idea!" He jumped up, screamed a chain of ancient sumerian curses, and lobbed the ham and cheese sandwich at the men with reckless abandon. It landed on a pile of rocks nearby the men. The men glanced at the sandwich, but paid it no mind. Banzai ducked back down and plugged his ears, waiting. Decaf and Dogmeat waited as well, but when there was no explosion, they tapped Banzai on the shoulder. Banzai jumped. "What are you two still doing here?" They looked at eachother, bewildered.
"Where should we be?"
Banzai tapped his chin in thought. "I didn't tell you your part of the plan, did I?" They both shook their heads. "Well, I'm all out of ideas, then."
Just as Banzai had lost hope in the situation, and the other two had lost hope in Banzai's abnormally large head...
...Involving 2 cans of mountain dew, a vacuum hose, and a dead monkey. Unfortunately, Lacking most of these ingredients, the trio was unable to stop the men by conventional means. So, we popped our heads up occasionally to see if the gun fire had ceased. It hadn't. Suddenly, Banzai spoke up. "I have an idea!" He jumped up, screamed a chain of ancient sumerian curses, and lobbed the ham and cheese sandwich at the men with reckless abandon. It landed on a pile of rocks nearby the men. The men glanced at the sandwich, but paid it no mind. Banzai ducked back down and plugged his ears, waiting. Decaf and Dogmeat waited as well, but when there was no explosion, they tapped Banzai on the shoulder. Banzai jumped. "What are you two still doing here?" They looked at eachother, bewildered.
"Where should we be?"
Banzai tapped his chin in thought. "I didn't tell you your part of the plan, did I?" They both shook their heads. "Well, I'm all out of ideas, then."
Just as Banzai had lost hope in the situation, and the other two had lost hope in Banzai's abnormally large head...
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the saga continues.....
who should appear but our gun weilding freind Whiskey! Armed with more guns than many developing nations, Whiskey took out the gunmen with two rocks. He then walked casually over and examined the ham and cheese sandwitch. "Did you do this?" he asked Banzai. Hesitating, Banzai slowly nodded. "You are an idiot." said Whiskey. Decaf and Sweeney started to laugh, when Whiskey continued: "You have to use WHEAT BREAD dammit! Whats wrong with you, you could have killed yourself." Banzais head dropped.."I thought wonder bread was good enough. It has 9 essential vitimins and minerals" Westly shook his head. "C'mon man, think! If you throw that at them, you might as well be throwing lard." Banzai nodded, determined to better next time. Sweeney and I stared.
Just as I was about to ask what Westley was doing 150 years past when he should have died, a unbelivabley large pack of vultures began swarming at us. Westley looked up. "Crap" he said, "Folow me" The four of us ran with the vultures in hot persuit. "Were not gonna make it" I shouted, vultures attacking my head. Just then westly found what he was looking for....
who should appear but our gun weilding freind Whiskey! Armed with more guns than many developing nations, Whiskey took out the gunmen with two rocks. He then walked casually over and examined the ham and cheese sandwitch. "Did you do this?" he asked Banzai. Hesitating, Banzai slowly nodded. "You are an idiot." said Whiskey. Decaf and Sweeney started to laugh, when Whiskey continued: "You have to use WHEAT BREAD dammit! Whats wrong with you, you could have killed yourself." Banzais head dropped.."I thought wonder bread was good enough. It has 9 essential vitimins and minerals" Westly shook his head. "C'mon man, think! If you throw that at them, you might as well be throwing lard." Banzai nodded, determined to better next time. Sweeney and I stared.
Just as I was about to ask what Westley was doing 150 years past when he should have died, a unbelivabley large pack of vultures began swarming at us. Westley looked up. "Crap" he said, "Folow me" The four of us ran with the vultures in hot persuit. "Were not gonna make it" I shouted, vultures attacking my head. Just then westly found what he was looking for....
Mr Dogmeat
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a fourteen year old girl whom to flirt with! But the rest of us new far too well that this was no ordinary fourteen year old girl that Whiskey would flirt with, but an evil sorceress who can command her vultures to do anything she pleases. But Whiskey didn't know until too late, and a vulture picked him up with its talon and swept him away towards its cave nested in the mountain. The girl let out a horrible shriek of laughter and hopped upon another giant vulture as all the vultures made their way to the cave. What could be done to save Whiskey? Well, luckily, Decaf believed he had found the answer to the question...
a fourteen year old girl whom to flirt with! But the rest of us new far too well that this was no ordinary fourteen year old girl that Whiskey would flirt with, but an evil sorceress who can command her vultures to do anything she pleases. But Whiskey didn't know until too late, and a vulture picked him up with its talon and swept him away towards its cave nested in the mountain. The girl let out a horrible shriek of laughter and hopped upon another giant vulture as all the vultures made their way to the cave. What could be done to save Whiskey? Well, luckily, Decaf believed he had found the answer to the question...
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which was to pull out his handy beaker of polycarbonic acid he always kept in his pocket. Mixing the compound with vulture dung and dirt, he quickly created a small batch of plastic explosives. "Lets go" said Dogmeat as he started running towards a nearby abandoned garage. Inside, we found what looked like a motercycle without wheels. "Its a flying podracer" Sqeeled Banzai with the delight of a little girl. "No" said decaf, looking under the vehicle, "Its a motercycle without wheels..."
Four hours later, having to WALK to the evil sorceress lair, we arrived at...the evil sorceresses lair. Whipping out his plastic explosive substance, Decaf molded it around the huge cast iron front gate of the lair.We stepped back about 100 yards. Banzai pulled out a egg salad sandwitch, and threw it at the plastique, causing it to explode. And explode it did! Instead of blowing open the front gate like we had expected, It vaporized the door, as well as half the mountain that the lair was built under. Brusing himself off after the shockwave that would have killed mortal men, Sweeney remarked, "That was a bit mutch, Decaf." Decaf shrugged as Bonzai noted "You should see what he can do with a box of crayole crayons and a bottle of elmers glue." Sweeney looked over, bewildered, "a bomb?" Decaf chuckled. "Nuclear bomb." Dogmeat nodded, thankful that these two men were under his command, and not the enimies. "Think we killed Wes?" Banzai asked nochalantly, chewing on the remainder of a ham and rye. "Doutful" replied Dogmeat, beginning to walk towards the crater...
which was to pull out his handy beaker of polycarbonic acid he always kept in his pocket. Mixing the compound with vulture dung and dirt, he quickly created a small batch of plastic explosives. "Lets go" said Dogmeat as he started running towards a nearby abandoned garage. Inside, we found what looked like a motercycle without wheels. "Its a flying podracer" Sqeeled Banzai with the delight of a little girl. "No" said decaf, looking under the vehicle, "Its a motercycle without wheels..."
Four hours later, having to WALK to the evil sorceress lair, we arrived at...the evil sorceresses lair. Whipping out his plastic explosive substance, Decaf molded it around the huge cast iron front gate of the lair.We stepped back about 100 yards. Banzai pulled out a egg salad sandwitch, and threw it at the plastique, causing it to explode. And explode it did! Instead of blowing open the front gate like we had expected, It vaporized the door, as well as half the mountain that the lair was built under. Brusing himself off after the shockwave that would have killed mortal men, Sweeney remarked, "That was a bit mutch, Decaf." Decaf shrugged as Bonzai noted "You should see what he can do with a box of crayole crayons and a bottle of elmers glue." Sweeney looked over, bewildered, "a bomb?" Decaf chuckled. "Nuclear bomb." Dogmeat nodded, thankful that these two men were under his command, and not the enimies. "Think we killed Wes?" Banzai asked nochalantly, chewing on the remainder of a ham and rye. "Doutful" replied Dogmeat, beginning to walk towards the crater...
Decaf laughs heartilly at all the puny mortals
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The three heard a great rumble and looked quickly to their right. A giant tidal wave was approaching at great speed, and they knew that the bomb blast must have cracked open the nearby dam. "Did you know there was a dam close by?" Dogmeat asked Decaf. "Yes," Decaf replied, "I was just hoping the dam wouldn't realize there was a bomb blast." Luring one of the vultures with his egg salad sandwich, Banzai and the others were able to hop ontop of the massive bird before the waters had reached them. Unfortunately, the weight of the three and the overweight hitch hiker that Decaf insisted on picking up caused the bird to fall from the sky right on top of the evil sorceress. Banzai made sure everybody knew he meant to do that. But as we approached Whiskey to set him free...
The three heard a great rumble and looked quickly to their right. A giant tidal wave was approaching at great speed, and they knew that the bomb blast must have cracked open the nearby dam. "Did you know there was a dam close by?" Dogmeat asked Decaf. "Yes," Decaf replied, "I was just hoping the dam wouldn't realize there was a bomb blast." Luring one of the vultures with his egg salad sandwich, Banzai and the others were able to hop ontop of the massive bird before the waters had reached them. Unfortunately, the weight of the three and the overweight hitch hiker that Decaf insisted on picking up caused the bird to fall from the sky right on top of the evil sorceress. Banzai made sure everybody knew he meant to do that. But as we approached Whiskey to set him free...
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saga...
...we realize that Whiskey had already killed the sourceress and all 2.6 billion followers. "How'd ya do that?" asked Banzai, amazed at the mass genocide of 1/3 of the planets population. "Simple" said Whiskey, holding up a tooth pick and a wad of gum. Decaf broke into laugter. Banzia was confused. Sweeney shrugged. Noticing that the title wave was about to destroy all life on the planet (it was a BIG dam) Whiskey calmly asked Decaf to create a time warp back to the present. The hitchhiker produced a nuclear fission battery from his back pocket. Decaf used it in combination with his wristwatch to create a rift in the space time continum. Banzai, Whiskey and the hitch hiker jumped through. "I taught him the toothpick - gum thing" said Decaf out of nowhere. Sween pup nodded, not sure what that had to do with anything. The tidal wave was approching on the horizon. The two of them were about to jump through the rift when suddinly...
...we realize that Whiskey had already killed the sourceress and all 2.6 billion followers. "How'd ya do that?" asked Banzai, amazed at the mass genocide of 1/3 of the planets population. "Simple" said Whiskey, holding up a tooth pick and a wad of gum. Decaf broke into laugter. Banzia was confused. Sweeney shrugged. Noticing that the title wave was about to destroy all life on the planet (it was a BIG dam) Whiskey calmly asked Decaf to create a time warp back to the present. The hitchhiker produced a nuclear fission battery from his back pocket. Decaf used it in combination with his wristwatch to create a rift in the space time continum. Banzai, Whiskey and the hitch hiker jumped through. "I taught him the toothpick - gum thing" said Decaf out of nowhere. Sween pup nodded, not sure what that had to do with anything. The tidal wave was approching on the horizon. The two of them were about to jump through the rift when suddinly...
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A giant crab jumped into the rift ahead of the two! It should be mentioned that after the great war, all lions, yaks, vultures, crabs and three-toed sloths became monsterously sized giants. In the last second before the tidal wave hit, Decaf and Dogmeat were able to get a hold of the giant crab net and pull it through the rift. Approaching the other side, the two noticed immediately the damage the crab had caused. Already impregnated before jumping through the rift, it gave birth to thousands of hideous...
A giant crab jumped into the rift ahead of the two! It should be mentioned that after the great war, all lions, yaks, vultures, crabs and three-toed sloths became monsterously sized giants. In the last second before the tidal wave hit, Decaf and Dogmeat were able to get a hold of the giant crab net and pull it through the rift. Approaching the other side, the two noticed immediately the damage the crab had caused. Already impregnated before jumping through the rift, it gave birth to thousands of hideous...
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saga...
....wielding marmosets! The two men shudered at the thought and tried to go back into the firery watery abyss from which they had just narrowly escaped death, but it was too late, the rift had closed.Deciding to face their destiny they turned to face the hoard and thier ringleader - the giant crab. Banzai and the hichhiker were at their side in an instant. Dog pulled out an AK-47, Decaf pulled two RCP-90's, the hitchhiker pulled out a flack cannon and Banzai pulled out a twinkie. He promptly ate the twinky and pulled out two sawed off power rifles. The men lauged and unleashed hell. As he was pulling off a matrix-style flip whilst blowing away 6 marmosets, the hitchhiker commented "Where's Whiskey?" Dog shrugged as he took out a encampment of marmosets hiding in a boot. 37 seconds later, all 27,582,119 marmosets were dead. Just then, the giant crab charged. Decaf tried to fire....but he was out. The crab was about to crush them all, when miraculously......
....wielding marmosets! The two men shudered at the thought and tried to go back into the firery watery abyss from which they had just narrowly escaped death, but it was too late, the rift had closed.Deciding to face their destiny they turned to face the hoard and thier ringleader - the giant crab. Banzai and the hichhiker were at their side in an instant. Dog pulled out an AK-47, Decaf pulled two RCP-90's, the hitchhiker pulled out a flack cannon and Banzai pulled out a twinkie. He promptly ate the twinky and pulled out two sawed off power rifles. The men lauged and unleashed hell. As he was pulling off a matrix-style flip whilst blowing away 6 marmosets, the hitchhiker commented "Where's Whiskey?" Dog shrugged as he took out a encampment of marmosets hiding in a boot. 37 seconds later, all 27,582,119 marmosets were dead. Just then, the giant crab charged. Decaf tried to fire....but he was out. The crab was about to crush them all, when miraculously......
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Whiskey, previously dissapeared, was found in a nearby hospital giving birth to 27,582,119 marmosets of his own! The marmosets easily overcame the bigger crab and the victory was theirs. Of course, the biggest question still remained... how did Whiskey get impregnated?
Whiskey, previously dissapeared, was found in a nearby hospital giving birth to 27,582,119 marmosets of his own! The marmosets easily overcame the bigger crab and the victory was theirs. Of course, the biggest question still remained... how did Whiskey get impregnated?
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It was realized that it was actually Whiskey's twin, RUM that was impregnated with the crabs. The crew found
Whiskey finishing off his four-course meal of crab. Whiskey turned and said to the others, "you see i hadn't eaten in a few hundred years and you just cannt say no to that much free crab. Well, now that we're back i have a stock tip for you."
Sweeny Bonzi and Decaf just stare at Whiskey.
"I say don't bet on any thing that tries to keep me from eating"
Rick looking puzzled asked, "Whiskey how did you get 200 yrs in the future?"
Whiskey shakes his head, "Did you all know I'm immortal? <sigh> Well, let's get going we have a lot of work to do. You see, in a few days.........."
It was realized that it was actually Whiskey's twin, RUM that was impregnated with the crabs. The crew found
Whiskey finishing off his four-course meal of crab. Whiskey turned and said to the others, "you see i hadn't eaten in a few hundred years and you just cannt say no to that much free crab. Well, now that we're back i have a stock tip for you."
Sweeny Bonzi and Decaf just stare at Whiskey.
"I say don't bet on any thing that tries to keep me from eating"
Rick looking puzzled asked, "Whiskey how did you get 200 yrs in the future?"
Whiskey shakes his head, "Did you all know I'm immortal? <sigh> Well, let's get going we have a lot of work to do. You see, in a few days.........."
Edited by: Mr Dogmeat at: 5/8/01 6:07:38 pm
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saga...
...the earth is going to explode."
Rick, Bonzai, Rum, and the hitchhiker stared incrediously. But Dogmeat knew better. "Whiskey...if the earth ws going to explode in acople of days, you wouldn't have been there when we travelled to the future." Whiskey shook his head, confused. Sweeney looked to his left. AAK! Another Whiskey! Justin fell over backwards from the shock. Decaf walked over and helped him up. "You see," started Rick, "When we all traveled back in time, the Whiskey of the future came back with us, and now there are two whiskeys" Whiskey A nodded. Whiskey B shrugged and continued eating his crab dinner. "It all makes sence now" Said the hitchhiker. "Except for the part about the earth exploding' finished Rum, downing a chaser. "Yes" said Whiskey B "The earth will set on fire in 48 hours now, I remember it clearly." "How did you survive?" asked Banzai, munching on a shrimp coktail. Whiskey B looked at him, then simply said "Brownies." Bonzai nodded as if he understood.
"Let's regroup" said Dog "and figure out how to stop this disaster from happening." Dog asked the hitchhiker what his name was. "MY NAME is Charles" said the hitchhiker "And I like BEER" Dog nodded, Charles would fit in perfectly. Whiskey A and Whiskey B was too confusing, so Dog renamed Whiskey A - Bum and Whiskey B to just Whiskey. Suddinly,Banzai had to add his two cents. "Rum is a dumb name." Rum looked up from his lemon merague pie. "We'll call you Pudge" said Dog, noticing that Pudge looked like a pizza baker boy. "Line up!" said Dog.
Decaf, Whiskey, Charles, Bum and Pudge lined up. Between them they had more weaponry, brains, sandwitches and alcohol that the combined resouces of all the free world. "Lets go..." said Dog "Time to save the world..."
...the earth is going to explode."
Rick, Bonzai, Rum, and the hitchhiker stared incrediously. But Dogmeat knew better. "Whiskey...if the earth ws going to explode in acople of days, you wouldn't have been there when we travelled to the future." Whiskey shook his head, confused. Sweeney looked to his left. AAK! Another Whiskey! Justin fell over backwards from the shock. Decaf walked over and helped him up. "You see," started Rick, "When we all traveled back in time, the Whiskey of the future came back with us, and now there are two whiskeys" Whiskey A nodded. Whiskey B shrugged and continued eating his crab dinner. "It all makes sence now" Said the hitchhiker. "Except for the part about the earth exploding' finished Rum, downing a chaser. "Yes" said Whiskey B "The earth will set on fire in 48 hours now, I remember it clearly." "How did you survive?" asked Banzai, munching on a shrimp coktail. Whiskey B looked at him, then simply said "Brownies." Bonzai nodded as if he understood.
"Let's regroup" said Dog "and figure out how to stop this disaster from happening." Dog asked the hitchhiker what his name was. "MY NAME is Charles" said the hitchhiker "And I like BEER" Dog nodded, Charles would fit in perfectly. Whiskey A and Whiskey B was too confusing, so Dog renamed Whiskey A - Bum and Whiskey B to just Whiskey. Suddinly,Banzai had to add his two cents. "Rum is a dumb name." Rum looked up from his lemon merague pie. "We'll call you Pudge" said Dog, noticing that Pudge looked like a pizza baker boy. "Line up!" said Dog.
Decaf, Whiskey, Charles, Bum and Pudge lined up. Between them they had more weaponry, brains, sandwitches and alcohol that the combined resouces of all the free world. "Lets go..." said Dog "Time to save the world..."
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Mr Dogmeat
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(1/12/02 3:21:32 pm)
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Part II of the Saga
The group distributed the sandwiches and as Pudge looked down at his to take a large bite, a message inscribed itself onto the slices of bread. He couldn't read it, but he handed it to Whiskey, who was the only one who could read Whiskarian. "Well," he started, "in your tongue, it loosely translates to 'One Sandwich to rule them all, One Sandwich to find them, One Sanwich to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.'" The group stared at each other in awe. "You know what this means, right?" said Decaf. "Yeah, ROAD TRIP BABY!" replied Dogmeat.
The group distributed the sandwiches and as Pudge looked down at his to take a large bite, a message inscribed itself onto the slices of bread. He couldn't read it, but he handed it to Whiskey, who was the only one who could read Whiskarian. "Well," he started, "in your tongue, it loosely translates to 'One Sandwich to rule them all, One Sandwich to find them, One Sanwich to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.'" The group stared at each other in awe. "You know what this means, right?" said Decaf. "Yeah, ROAD TRIP BABY!" replied Dogmeat.
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Edited by: Mr Dogmeat at: 1/17/02 12:20:10 am
drinkdecaf
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(1/15/02 5:32:26 pm)
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Re: Part II of the Saga
As they dove across the countryside in their well equipped 73 gremlin, the wolf pack took a moment to consider their predicament. "The Earth is going to explode in three days, and were going on a ROAD TRIP?" asked pudge incrediously. "Well," said dog, "The sandwitch did lead us to the conclusion that it was the best idea..." Whisky nodded, concentrating on the yellow lines as they raced past the car. "Where are we going?" asked Charles. Decaf, who was in the drivers seat looked up from the novel he was reading. "We have to DRIVE this thing?!" Whiskey continued watching the hypnotic yellow line as it went from the left side of the car to the right side. "We're on the wrong side of the road, he stated casually" "ROAD?!" asked decaf.
As they dove across the countryside in their well equipped 73 gremlin, the wolf pack took a moment to consider their predicament. "The Earth is going to explode in three days, and were going on a ROAD TRIP?" asked pudge incrediously. "Well," said dog, "The sandwitch did lead us to the conclusion that it was the best idea..." Whisky nodded, concentrating on the yellow lines as they raced past the car. "Where are we going?" asked Charles. Decaf, who was in the drivers seat looked up from the novel he was reading. "We have to DRIVE this thing?!" Whiskey continued watching the hypnotic yellow line as it went from the left side of the car to the right side. "We're on the wrong side of the road, he stated casually" "ROAD?!" asked decaf.
-Decaf- Eidos' Soul Reaver is actually a biography of ME.
seejanejam
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(1/16/02 10:21:29 pm)
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Meanwhile...
on the other side of the planet, the RA were doing something nobody cares about. What else is new?
on the other side of the planet, the RA were doing something nobody cares about. What else is new?
Edited by: Mr Dogmeat at: 1/17/02 12:19:05 am
drinkdecaf
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(2/6/02 9:27:09 pm)
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Meanwhile...
Rick suddenly had a revelation. "When I turn this wheel, the car turns in that direction!" Bonzaii stared, amazed, Pudge looked confused. In the passenger side seat, Dog regained everyones attention by tuning th AM radio to a Bob Dylon song. Everyone soon fell silent. "where to?" asked Wesley.
Rick suddenly had a revelation. "When I turn this wheel, the car turns in that direction!" Bonzaii stared, amazed, Pudge looked confused. In the passenger side seat, Dog regained everyones attention by tuning th AM radio to a Bob Dylon song. Everyone soon fell silent. "where to?" asked Wesley.
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Mr Dogmeat
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(12/19/02 11:17:05 am)
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A long pause
Dogmeat broke the silence as if nobody had muttered a word in ten months. Over the sound of Bob Dylan singing how everybody must be stoned, Dogmeat suggested to pull the wheel heavy in a clockwise direction. "We're going to Mexico!" he said with zest. "The dark land?" asked Decaf. "Why??" Pudge looked confused. "We must destroy the sandwich in the confines of the dark land. If the sandwich ends up in the wrong hands, the world will surely be destroyed within three days." "Where's Pudge?" asked Wes. Pudge was nowhere to be found in the car. "Oh @#%$. Pudge ate the sandwich." "I was hungry," said a now invisible Pudge.
Dogmeat broke the silence as if nobody had muttered a word in ten months. Over the sound of Bob Dylan singing how everybody must be stoned, Dogmeat suggested to pull the wheel heavy in a clockwise direction. "We're going to Mexico!" he said with zest. "The dark land?" asked Decaf. "Why??" Pudge looked confused. "We must destroy the sandwich in the confines of the dark land. If the sandwich ends up in the wrong hands, the world will surely be destroyed within three days." "Where's Pudge?" asked Wes. Pudge was nowhere to be found in the car. "Oh @#%$. Pudge ate the sandwich." "I was hungry," said a now invisible Pudge.
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drinkdecaf
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(12/19/02 5:25:16 pm)
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Road Trip
Decaf turned around in the car. "You actually think I would give him a loaded sandwitch?" He asked. "The real one is here in the glove compartment" "Oh" said Pudge, looking sheepish. "What's this about three days till the world explodes?" asked Charles, "I thought Whiskey said, like 47 days or something" Whiskey looked up from his gin and tonic and nodded "3 days, two months, whos counting?" The others started to doubt whiskeys memory very much. SO, said Dog, trying to get a handle on the situation, we've got 3 days to destroy the great sandwitch. That rules them all. In mexico.
"Yeah" said Charles "Mexico." I like mexico. The others started to doubt Charles sanity.
Two hundred more miles down the road, Decaf was still driving and everyone else was sleeping. "Damn hippies" he thought to himself. Just then a giant kangaroo (that had escaped from galactor the super zoo) Jumped on the winshield, breaking through. It grabbed the sandwitch and bounded off. Pudge, who was completely under the spell of the sandwitch, moaned "My presiousss" Whiskey smacked him and he stopped whining. "Get 'im" Said Dog, motioning to two random strangers by the side of the road. The strangers opened fire on the kangaroo with various forms chips and salsa. The kagaroo was badly wounded, but managed to hide in a cave. Dog was impressed. "What are your names? asked he. The reply came quickly "We are..."
Decaf turned around in the car. "You actually think I would give him a loaded sandwitch?" He asked. "The real one is here in the glove compartment" "Oh" said Pudge, looking sheepish. "What's this about three days till the world explodes?" asked Charles, "I thought Whiskey said, like 47 days or something" Whiskey looked up from his gin and tonic and nodded "3 days, two months, whos counting?" The others started to doubt whiskeys memory very much. SO, said Dog, trying to get a handle on the situation, we've got 3 days to destroy the great sandwitch. That rules them all. In mexico.
"Yeah" said Charles "Mexico." I like mexico. The others started to doubt Charles sanity.
Two hundred more miles down the road, Decaf was still driving and everyone else was sleeping. "Damn hippies" he thought to himself. Just then a giant kangaroo (that had escaped from galactor the super zoo) Jumped on the winshield, breaking through. It grabbed the sandwitch and bounded off. Pudge, who was completely under the spell of the sandwitch, moaned "My presiousss" Whiskey smacked him and he stopped whining. "Get 'im" Said Dog, motioning to two random strangers by the side of the road. The strangers opened fire on the kangaroo with various forms chips and salsa. The kagaroo was badly wounded, but managed to hide in a cave. Dog was impressed. "What are your names? asked he. The reply came quickly "We are..."